Event taking place in the Pro Wrestling Arena

Left Announcer: "Good evening, NFC fans! I'm Left Announcer. With me is Right Announcer. We both star in the classic NES game 'Pro Wrestling', and it's great to call the action this time."

Right Announcer: "That's right! It's better than just standing in the background flailing our arms and heads around like we knew what we were doing."

LA: "You said it, Right!"

RA: "Tonight, we have the battle of the elf-looking NES guys, as Nintendo's very own Link takes on Hudson's noise-making Milon."

LA: "The ref for tonight is the ref from our game! He runs around and counts really slow-like."

Ref waves to the crowd and gets booed at.

LA: "Okay, I think the match is underway. Who's the in-ring announcer?"

RA: "I believe it's Old Man."

Old Man: "OPPONENT GOES WITH BOMB AND ROOM WHERE SECRETS LIE!"

Link enters the ring and the crowd cheers.

LA: "It sounds like Link is the favorite for this match."

Old Man: "EASTMOST WATERFALL HAS MONEY-MAKING GAME FOR EYES OF SKULL!"

Milon enters the ring and the crowd boos.

RA: "Hah! Milon ain't gettin' any more popular!"

Ref: "I want a clean fight from the both of you elf-things."

Link: "Of course! I'm the good guy, remember?"

Milon: (I'm the good guy, jerk!)

Ref: "Milon, you're gonna have to talk instead of yell out noises. I can't understand ya!"

Milon: (Fine. I'll shut up, then I'll shut greeny over there!)

Ref: "Okay, ring the bell!"

Bell rings.LA: "Bell rings and we're off!"

Milon: (Look out, boy-o!)

Milon fires bubbles at Link one after another.

RA: "Milon goes on the offensive with those brick-busting bubbles, but Link is flailing his sword left and right to counteract them."

LA: "Bricks are one thing, but steel is another."

Link throws a boomerang at Milon, cutting through two bubbles and hurting Milon's left arm.

Milon: (OWW!!! You green freak! Eat this!)

Milon runs at Link and clotheslines him. Link goes down.

RA: "Milon going for a pin."

Ref: "One, two..."

LA: "Link kicks out!"

Milon gets up and starts stomping on Link's mid-section.

RA: "Milon's being all-offense now!"

Link grabs Milon's foot on the fifth stomp and pushes him forward, making Milon fall on his back.

RA: "Link counters Milon's stomps."

Link: "Alright! Here I go!"

Link climbs the turnbuckle and leaps...

LA: "Link busts Milon with a flying knee drop!"

RA: "What game did he learn that from?"

LA: "Who cares? It's entertaining!"

Ref: "One, two..."

Milon kicks out of the pin.

LA: "Well, looks like Milon ain't done yet."

Link goes back to the turnbuckle. Milon gets up.

Milon: "Gotcha!"

Milon shoots a bubble at Link, and Link falls outside of the ring.

RA: "Bet he didn't see that coming!"

LA: "Milon climbs the turnbuckle, and I think he's waiting for Link to get up."

Link gets up, then Milon leaps off to double axe handle him.

LA: "Link falls down again! Milon's heading for the guardrail!"

Milon slams his arms into the guardrail and falls to the ground.

RA: "Neither Link nor Milon are getting up!"

Link slowly gets up and rolls into the ring.

LA: "Well, Link's in, but Milon looks like he's done."

RA: "Look's like... What is this?"

Bub and Bob from Bubble Bobble run in. Bub distracts the ref while Bob picks up Milon and places him on top of Link for the pin. Both leave.

LA: "What was that about?"

RA: " I dunno, but the ref didn't see it. He's starting to count."

Ref: "One, two..."

Link kicks out of the pin.

LA: "Link was nearly done for there. Milon is starting to get up now."

RA: "Milon is gonna try the bubble attacks again... And..."

Link strikes Milon with his sword. Milon goes down.

RA: "Link counters! He's going for the win!"

Ref: "One, two, three! Ring the bell!"

Bell rings.

Old Man: "DODONGO HATES ROOM NEXT DOOR!"

LA: "You heard right! Link barely wins via pinfall. Let's see the finish again."

LA: "Well, that's it for this weeks fight. Until then, I'm Left Announcer."

RA: "And I'm Right Announcer."

LA: "Please buy our game... PLEASE?"

RA: "Calm down, man..."